Wednesday, July 8th
[my birthday cake]
best birthday ever. thank you faces !
We hate weak basslines.
We don’t like people who make
kissy faces at the camera.
We also hate hand-holding
(unless a transsexual is involved)
Ruthless Raving will never put up
pictures of wide-eyed jackoffs waving
glowsticks around with the giggly
uncertainty of a pedicured southern belle.
We will, however, include the following:
Feel free to use these photos as a
general model of how to behave
yourself in life.